Movies: Failed tv pilot

Two oddballs, one a black man called "The Dude" and one white, called "The Orphan" share a Culver City, California apartment....

Three young women who posed as the daughters of an elderly homesteader find out that he has been falsely accused of murder, convicted, and sentenced to hang. They hatch a plot to smuggle him out of prison....

Investigator Jonathon Fletcher and his assistant Sajeed Rau investigate an apparently haunted mansion at the request of the woman who has inherited it....

Vivienne Keill and Jackie Riviera are a couple of aging stage actresses who live in vertically adjacent flats. The two are of questionable talent, and their careers seem to be at a standstill. During the course of the pilot, Vivienne has the opportun...

In a toy junkyard populated by defective toys Rex (self appointed "king of the junkyard"), and Kuko (his loyal companion) are two teddy bear-pals on a mission to perfect the "art of doing nothing."...

A pretty ranch owner hires an alcoholic gunfighter to protect her ranch and her adopted boy from an outlaw gang's depredations....

In the midst of their concrete and metal city, five best friends discover something they've never seen before - a tiny sprout. Our heroes decide to protect this delicate, unique, colorful little thing - which isn't easy. They don't even know what it ...

Travis McGee is a world-weary private eye trying to help boat skipper friend Van Harder salvage his reputation that sank when his boat ran aground, resulting in a death that might have been faked....

A cartoon dog entertainment promoter manipulates a naive newcomer to be his headline act for an upcoming show....

A crusty old rancher hires three young women to pose as his daughters. However, the real father of one of the daughters finds out about it, and kidnaps her to hold her for ransom--which the rancher can't pay....

A supercharged, brilliant prosecutor leads a team of U.S. attorneys in the Eastern District of New York....

Joe Blade is an unclaimed TV pilot film. An American, Blade works in Hong Kong, the home of his adoptive father Chang Chin-tzu. When Chang Chin-tzu is killed and a wealthy man is kidnapped, Blade springs into action....

Little Joshua Finkel wants to be a rock star, but his parents have sent him away to Rabbi training school instead....

Two young girls from different sides of the tracks compete to see who will be first to lose their virginity while at camp....

The Hardy Boys become owners of the Chinese junk Hai Hau. They head to New York City and go spelunking to break up a gang of criminals....

A well-meaning but stupid ex-convict is drawn into a get-rich scheme that could result in his imprisonment....

The director of an urban medical center faces various major problems during the course of running the hospital....

Failed drama series pilot about events at a trauma center run by two doctors struggling to keep the Emergency Room open....

A flamboyant criminal lawyer named Nick Hellinger takes on the case of a syndicate's accountant (actually a Justice Department agent who has infiltrated the mob) accused of murdering a local TV newscaster....

Penguins Behind Bars is an Adult Swim special, adapted from the graphic novel of the same name by Janet Perlman, that aired only once on July 20th 2003. The Short follows Doris Fairfeather, a female penguin who is framed for robbery by her boyfriend ...